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Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others. Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed. Mod posts Serious posts Megathread Breaking news Unfilter. One of my more surprising experiences not sure its classified weird happened on a train. I was going to visit a friend. Since it was a 4 hour journey, I brought along my kindle. I happen to enjoy paranormal erotica and this particular story was very, very hot.
I had assumed I was alone as if not seen anyone enter the car and it was empty when I had embarked on it. Because of that, I hoisted my skirt to my hips, parted my legs and my fingers sank into my soaked flesh. I was close to orgasm, my head back against the seat and my eyes closed.
All my concentration was on the incoming explosion. I damn near screamed when I felt someone else's finger join my own. My eyes are wide open at the point and a finely dressed man is bent over me, staring intently at our sloshing fingers. The moment his eyes met mine, I came hard and squirted over his hand as well as mine. He took my hands, stood me up, turned me around and bent me at the waist.
I heard the sound of him unzipping his pants right before he slid his hard cock deep in my pussy, fucking me hard. Didn't take long before I was cumming again and he right after. As soon as he was done, he pulled out, zipped his pants and walked back to his seat. We never exchanged a single word. One of my earlier exes was obsessed with MMA and kickboxing. She was normal when she was sober, but after some alcohol, all her inhibitions would disappear entirely.
One night, she had too much to drink and she ended up asking me to massage her back. After I finished rubbing her back, I laid face down, expecting one back. Instead, she pulls my pants and boxers cleanly off, then starts spontaneously doing "stuff. She'd karate chopped the crack of my ass I had a bruise there for a week. Reminds me of Sammy's crazy girlfriend on BMS blue mountain state one season that is the sane way. Hopefully your anus is okay. Thanks for sharing bro. In high school, my then-boyfriend and I decided to sneak off together after school. We'd forgotten condoms, so he did the 'pull out and pray' method.
Once we got to the stage where he though he was going to finish, he pulled out, lay back and started masturbating. He slightly misjudged his timing, and was laying there wanking a while. Finally, he was getting close, and he looked down at his penis. Worse, his mother came to pick us up we'd lied and said we were in a club meeting , and he was sniffling all the way home.
One of the weirdest happened after a date. The girl and I knew each other for a while and decided to go on a date once we were both single. The date was horrible, little conversation, interrupted by her friends, and she pulled away when I tried to hold her hand. Then as I'm leaving her apt. It was my new girlfriend and her younger sister. I got my haircut the day before the funeral. The girl who cut my hair was at the funeral.
Turns out she knew my uncle. We got drunk at the wake. A friend called me and said her friend just got fired from a bush camp and was totally broke and could she borrow my spare room for a night or two, I said sure and she just showed up at my door. This turned out to be quite an intimate experience as we figured out midway that she was too weak to really do anything, so lots of squeezing around each other, swapping spots, pushing by while her holding the door etc.
I had taken my shirt off undershirt still and since she had come from the gym she was in workout shorts after stripping her jeans off on the stairs.
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She tells me to come in, we lift the mattress onto the bed and she tells me to sit down near the window unit as she cranks it on, grabs two beers and sits down next to me. I look at her, maybe expecting her to verbally tell me what that meant and bam we started making out and did the deed right there on the new mattress, the plastic torn and bundled all around us.
She asks me to show her, so we go to my room. We chatted for a good while and later that night she asked if she could crash, said sure. So, she strips down to underwear and hops into bed. Thank god I was woken up a few hours later with her hands all over me and I finally got the hint. I tried hooking up with this year-old whose mom had a seasonal site with a motorhome. She went to bed and I ended up having sex with her thirty-six-year-old mom eight feet away from her sleeping daughter.
Back in my undergrad, I moved into a student house since it was close to campus and the rent was cheap. The owner usually rented out rooms in the place to international students but gave me a spot since we had a good relationship and he knew that I would keep it from being too much of a dumpster fire. During the first week that I moved in, one of the gals knocked on my door and asked me to show her how to use the laundry machine. She was from some wealthy family in Hong Kong so she had previously had hired help do these things for her.
I told her to grab the clothes she needed washed and then meet me in the basement. When I got out the shower she was still in my room. She said it turned her on beyond belief. Guess who had a new barber that semester. Had to stop at the ATM to get some money out. I told her she scared the crap out of me. We laughed, I asked if she wanted to split the cab back to my place.
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We had a drink on my patio…bang! I woke her up all right, 18 years later we are still married. She definitely played me but the hand prints on her ass are probably still there today. I told him so, and asked if his dick was as impressive. The sex was very weird, I repeatedly called him Viking, and when he tried to tell me his name afterwards I ordered him to shut up, to me he is only Viking.
Out of the maybe 10 people in there 8 were very old, me and a good-looking girl. I was already there when she got there. She took the treadmill next to me and just kept looking at me every out of the corner of her eye. When I got done with the treadmill I went where the weight machines where and she followed me. When it was time fit me to go shower I grabbed my bag and when I got to the door I turned and looked at her, smiled, made a you coming head motion and went in leaving the door slightly open. I waited for about a min and was about to accept that I had just made an ass of myself and shower when she opened the door and came in with her bag.
Had sex and then she washed my entire body for me lol. Greatest relationship I ever had lol. A girl answered it and I showed her the apartment. I showed her the backyard and got caught checking out her ass. She then went to my room, I followed, and we fucked.
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Knocked her out flat on her ass. She brought me back to her room where her roommate was fucking her boyfriend and proceeded to smash about 8 feet away from them. I was 17 with two of my friends.
Have way through the sentence my drunk ass is floating over to her. We said hi, and were walking the same way…started chatting and I invited her to join us for a walk, she accepted…. Got in house, dogs settled down in her living room and she asked me if I wanted to look at some art she had upstairs…. Got into her bedroom, saw a body harness in the open wardrobe…I mentioned I like a bit of BDSM too…she said she needed a new Dom…I offered, she accepted and we fucked for hours!
Looked out my window one day to see my hairdresser and a girlfriend of hers out on the patio. She looks up and waves, I went down and joined them. I did not expect to ever see or hear from this girl in my life. I bought her a drink and we hooked up and then started dating for a few months. And so we did. I was getting out of my car when a girl from the association pulled up behind me and a very pretty-dark skinned girl got out to ask me where she could park, I had no idea so I suggested she could park down in my driveway and that would be fine, albeit a long walk.
By the time we were done she was like 20 minutes late and rushed off. Looked out later and her car was gone. She asked me to come with and show her the way. Half way there she dragged me down into the grass and we had sex right there on a patch of grass in the middle of a neighborhood.
I loaned her a pair of pliers and she returned them about 30 minutes later.
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She then asked if I could give her a tour of the home and show her all the work I had done. I was totally clueless and I legitimately thought she just wanted a tour of the home. When we got to the master bathroom she walked in behind me and slammed the door shut. I was wearing loose fitting shorts and she had my cock in her mouth in less than 15 seconds. We ended up fucking right there in the bathroom. It all happened so fast that I did not have time to think.